Pockets? Brilliant!

I've gotta hand it to Apple, my MacBook Pro is an amazing machine. But sometimes I think something's missing (no, not really, but for the sake of the story, we'll go with it). So some guy that used to work for NASA took matters into his own hands, started playing with the company's office supplies, and came up with the BolsiPlus. What is it, you ask? Wait for it...

Friggin... Pockets. STICKY pockets to be precise. Since these things are space aged NASA invented do-dads you can stick them anywhere, and I mean anywhere. Your Dashboard, MacBook's, submarines, your mom (still in beta), and I think I could even slap one on the side of this post if I really wanted to. Pockets, OH BOY!

So if you're missing the point, don't worry, so am I.